Years ago I met a nurse in the stairwell at the hospital.

She was in tears.

I asked her what was wrong and she looked at me and said that they had a suicide attempt in the emergency room.

She then started to curse--words that I never had heard used, in that order, before.

She wasn't crying that this person was hurt, she was crying that he wanted to kill himself, failed-he only succeeded in blowing the front of his brain off, and she had to spend time trying to keep this loser alive.

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This AMTRACK moron-
He couldn't slash his wrists or stab himself correctly....

Can you spell LOSER???