RICHARD,

ROFLMAO!!!!! I thought "booze" and "gravity" were ozymorons??

I was in a car accident years ago, when I was in my late 20's. I was driving drunk (I know, big mistake, never EVER did it again) and passed out at the wheel. I had 3 Long Island Iced Teas in me on an empty stomach I was not wearing my seatbelt at the time. I drove off an exit and crashed head on into a guardrail in a commuter parking lot. I was very fortunate that I wasn't killed, or didn't kill someone else. The doctor in the emergency room told my father that my being drunk probably saved me from breaking every bone in my body. Why? Because I didn't stiffen up on impact. My body was limp. BOY was it ever limp!!!

Lesson learned!