Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom

PS - what's a dawg?
**BOING** (An *idear* is hatched!)

Boots, Da Kat, here...

Da questshun of "Whas'sa DAWG" kan best be answered wiffa
pawz-ON demonstration...

An it jest so happinz we gotz a FINE Exampul uvva DAWG that
I'd be tikkled PINK ta send yur way!!

He'z JEST yur "speed" ... lil -s-l-o-w- onna paw;
but sorta Kat-Wize -
(he wuz *trained* by wunna da best "fiestie* Katz).

All ya gotta say iz BOWZER, *HisssSS*!! an
he fallz RITE in Line!!

I'z gonna put a *stamp* on hiz forehead, tye a Label onna Tail,
an get him inna mail-box (somehow)...

Iffin I *hurrie*;
I can get him reddie affore da Mail-Gurl drives by tuday.

DANG-IT - where duz Dad keep da *stampz* around here!???
Oh Bowzie... "Here boy"!

"Whas'sa DAWG?" ...
PRIZE Exampul, kommin rite yur way!!

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Hey Dad ~

Whas'sa KAT doin??
He's rootin inna desk drawer wiffa BIG onna face??


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