FIRST- go to the nearest mental health provider you can find..as not only are YOU nuts to want to camp...he he he...but, taking Misha, too? LOL>> I dread the day Jonah says, "let's sleep outside, Mommy".

Think I can convince him camping is staying at the closest 5 star hotel? Maybe if I build a small fire in the hotel room? That saunas are really geysers? That room service has s'mores?