She's not nawtee. Look at that so-called evidence. A cat body? This could just be anything- even Dudley the duck.

Callie attacking whisper- we only have Sarah's word for that

The laundry basket: she makes sure Dudley cannot steal the laundry.

Staring at mom while she is eating: I know that this look only means "Enjoy your meal"

The other evidence however says it all: the body language of a peaceful lovely kitty.