an old joke, but still cute.........




An effusive client brought a litter of golden-retriever puppies to my
veterinary clinic for inoculations. She loved them so much, she
couldn't keep from remarking about their cute habits.

As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their
box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from
the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened
each dog's head when I had finished with their inoculations.

After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had
grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned
forward and whispered, "I never realized they had to be baptized."