Originally posted by MariaM

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
31. Ask to see a menu.

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

59. Put them on hold.

61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."
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