Dearest Eddie,
I think you are very handsome and I love feather sticks! My meowmie doesn't buy them that often, but when she does I love to chew on the feathers! Other than that, I don't play with many toys unless I'm feeling very frisky. I'm more of a "couch potato," if that's okay with you. I turned six in June so am a little older, but Meowmie says younger men are easier to train....at least that was what she thought when she dated Paw Paw.

I'm not very coordinated either, so I'm not sure if I could balance the rail like you do. My specialty is giving kisses on command. I could give you one if you want.

Love Shadow