I tell my son about this here poker game and he says to me "MA, you're terrible at poker, why dont you play Black Jack?" He reminds me...

I'm a Black Jack woman
No poker, dice or Keno
I'm a Black Jack woman
From Vegas, up to Reno

Double down and split the aces
Throw the dog a bone
Dealers all have smiling faces
I'm never going home



Another shot of whiskey at this end of the bar pilgrim. Never apologize son, it's a sign of weakness.