How about this for a ring??
Click!


Wait...
DRESSES!?!?!?!
No way, Jose.
My bed sheets are leopard print.. I could make myself a Tux out of that?

We could hold our wedding at the Humane Society?
Our Humane Society has a long hallways of cats, which leads into the dog section.. Johanna, my love, can walk down the isle and meet me on the dog side.

And on our honeymoon we could clean out the cages whilst the smell of urine fills the air, and the soothing meows and barks chime. Sounds romantic to me.

Now, who gets who's last name??



Hopefully she doesn't change her mind and choose to be Heterosexual the day of the wedding.


Now, how do I tell my parents!?