Originally posted by bugmom
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Shortnen is the foster dog.... she is the dumbest dog....for example - she tripped on a stick and skinned her nose; she has barked herself off the bed (a look on her face i will never forget - like i moved the bed from beneath her!). but for all her dumbness she is a sweetheart who just wants to love - yes, a 70 lb. lap dog!! training is totally out of the question. You say sit to her - my dog sits right next to her and she just looks at you - no lights on, no elevator to the top floor, just vague empty space! but a snuggler extraordinaire! so she has weak points, but the humor is great and on cold winter nights she keeps one side of me, my dog keeps the other side warm.
Hey, I think your dog is related to my Patience. She had actually rolled off the bed more than once and always looks at me like I had something to do with it!!!! I've always said, what she's lacking in brains she makes up for with her heart.

I hope everything works out for you and Shortnen. Keep us posted.