Paws up fer Winters and SmudgePot!!! Hey, Star***Shine here fer me an CodyGirl here! Rollin round inna yukky stuff is da best! Don't dem hoomans know...dat's doggie o'd cologne??? Know fussy, smelly, stuff er us!! We live atta beach, and rolllin on dead sea birds and fishies are our idea of doggie heaven!! Now dats a smell dat get Mommie's eyes a buggin! But we think we smell reeeeeeeeel purrrty! But, sometimes we get stuk getttin a tubbie too! Luckly, we have a outside waterkloset an get our washin standin under da shower, like a rain storm! It's kinda fun! We dont go to dem doggie parlors or nothin, no mamm! Inna summer, we swim inna ocean an river an I got my bery own doggie pool, Sparky Pond. (Dats my nickname!) Still, if we hadda get inna tubbie, we sure would paw up a fuss!! We only like ta stick our faces on a tubbie rim when mommie runs the wa-wa!! We think dem hoomans stink purrrty bad too sumtimes!! Dawg a Pet Talk unite! We're wif Smudge and Winter, Cinder and Smoster, No more hooman bafs! Love, yer pals, Star***Shine and CodyGirl!