Leave early, park far.

Dress in warm old clothes.

Drunks spill beer.

Dress in neutral colors.

Drunks throw beer.

Don't get into yelling matches with other fans..

Drunks throw beer.

Take a small cheap radio.

Drunks yell loud.

Take alot of money.

I have no drunken advice on that one.

Buy a program.

Remember to GO THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU SIT DOWN.
I saw a woman leave at the beginning of the 2nd quarter at a playoff game and she came back as halftime ended..

Scream and get a sore throat, then, get sick for a whole week.

Pray for a close game.

Have fun.