That dang gator escaped custody and led police on a high speed chase to Lake Conroe, where he took a hostage. I tried to talk him out of it, but he said he wasn't going back. He was kind enough to throw me my shoes and matching bag, but he jumped in with my jacket.

I used to go boating and tubing in Lake Conroe with my friend and her dad when we were kids. I didn't really like just being in the water unless it was in the innertube cause I would get that umpa lumpa vibe that there was something in the water (thanks a lot Steven Speildberg).