Originally posted by Pit Chick
He's draining the lizzard.
LOLOLOL,

I have been thinking about a Thursday's Comedy room....

LH,

Sure!!!

Just need to see your Fire Insurance papes!!!

New Baby and a New House.....Me thinks you have hit the Lotto of Life!!!

Flaming DP and ----Dom O.K. for you?

Done!

P.S.

Friends of mine made a scrap book of the First Week in
the New House.......Menus, pics, funny stories.....it's a blast to put together and look at after you get settled!!

DDM,
Can't open that link but have seen the truck before......

Milk crates and what about the Doogster???

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Speaking of moving....

I was moving in with a roomie. My brother got me some file boxes to put stuff in....they were all the same size, but really handy!

when I moved out I carefully packed my toiletries in a box. Razor, soap, shampoo and small towels....

All the boxes went into the front room- so when I woke up the next morning I could jump into the shower and go to work.


I wake up and realize I have to pull the tops off of 45 boxes, all the same without labels......After about 45 minutes I am tired
of peeking moving and peeking and moving....

I jump into the shower and there is no hot water.....


I made to to work.....no toothbrush, paste, comb, roll on.....

I left early to unpack......

Moral of the story?

Don't move or label your boxes!!!!

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Here's a military joke.
An Army Ranger was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana and he wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes. He was, however, reluctant to pay the high prices the vendors were asking.

The Ranger eventually said to one of the shopkeepers, "Maybe I'll just go out and get my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes made at a reasonable price!"

The vendor said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you will run into a couple of Marines who were in here earlier saying the same thing."

The Ranger went into the bayou. He came upon two men standing waist deep in the water. He thought, "Those must be the two Marines."

The Ranger saw a huge gator swimming underwater towards one of the Marines. Just as the gator was about to attack, the Marine grabbed its neck and strangled it to death with very little effort. The Marines dragged it on shore and flipped it on its back near a pile of dead gators.

One of the Marines exclaimed, "Darn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"