Peanut(s) and Cracker Jack Anyone?

[Cinder & Smoke]

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Hi, Tubby here!

Hey Purrayer Pupz:
I'z callin frum God's Placement Offiss here at da Bridge...
Kan ya Patch me thru to da Howze? Baffroom extenshun, pleeze.

Hi, "Cracker Jack", It'z me - Tubby ~
(I konducted yur Final Interview ~
before we sent Mom & Dad into da Shelter viewin room.)

Now dint I tell ya it wuz gonna be a "piece a kake"!?
All ya gotta do iz be a GUD Boy an lissin ta whut God an I tell ya - an yur
gonna Fit Rite In wiffa programme.

DAD?
I TOLD ya not ta sweat him - He's a REEL SOFTIE!
He jest acktz like a Tuff Guy!
Kupple Hed Bumpiez anna *PURRR* - he'll melt in yur pawz!
But 'membur -
PeaNutter iz HIS Kat - dont get too *pushy* when She's onna Lap!!

Like I tell'd ya - Yur suppozed ta be a MOMMA's Boy!!
Pay no mynd when she calls ya "Tubby" - old habbitz are hard to break.
Be sure ya *PuRRR* like a Krazie Kat when she wuntz ta *cuddel* wiff ya -
an Hed Bumpies go over BIG in our howze!!

Now PeaNutter iz gonna be a lil bit uva "Hard Sell" -
yur jest gonna have to gib her sum tyme ta adjust...
dat Flashie Paint Job iz gonna be a bit uvva SHOCKER to her!
When ya go out inna garage wiff Dad (datz a Guy/Bonding thing -
get uzed ta helpin him werk onna Guy Toyz).
Ya kuld ask him to gib ya a RE-paint, but I dont fink
it'll reelee be necessarie.

I'z gonna ya steer kleer of Peanut's lil HOWZE inna BigHowze...
Dat'z HER hidey-hole... an ya gotta affore ya go in!
Maybe ask Mom ta pick up a Kitty Kondo fur you.

An tread karefull when Peanut is werkin wiff Dad inna Home Offiss...
PeaNutter is hiz Offiss Gurl - spendz a LOTTA tyme on hiz Lappy.
Dont inna Offiss - you kan wiff Dad out inna Garage!

Furgot ta azk ya inna Interview ~
Ya got any experience wiff Kleenin & Groomin??
PeaNutter alluz needz a lil *Spiffin* on toppa da hed an inna Earz!
(Learn ta - you'll see whut I mean!)

Whut about ??
Any experience readin mapz an navigatin??
We gotz a reelee *NICE* Rollin MotorHowze fur travelin!
Hang on TITE when yur onna road - Dad'z got a bit of a Lead Foot!
Watch fur da Cracker Barrel sines - you'll be in their
parkin lot sum nitez. (And I *fink* dat'z how ya got yur New Name!)

OK, CJ (ya mynd iffin I kall ya "CJ"?)
I'll be checkin in purdy offin to see how yur doin...
Ya got sum Big Paw Printz ta fill, but allua us inna Placement Offiss
are sure yur Da Man to fill em!!

Tell da Fambily I *miss* em ALL -
How bout given a Hed Bumpie all around fur Me!

Wiff Luv,
/s/ Angel Burdder Tubby
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We got it all, Tubby!
Gonna put it onna Pet Talk Wire rite away!

Nice Mee-Owin wiff ya, Tubby!
We'll put inna gud wud fur CJ an see iffin we kan get
him outta da Baffroom later tuday!
/s/ da Prayer Pups