I rode a bike back and forth to work for a few years.

One day I came to a stop sign and a huge dump truck pulled up next to me. I heard a voice say, "Nice bike...." I looked up to respond and saw an arm that looked like my leg, hanging on to the mirror.

"Thanks........."

He then said, "You know, I could take that bike if I wanted to....."

I looked at the guy, my bike and said to him, "You probably could....."


He laughed, the light turned green and I watch that truck until it disappeared.....

While I don't encourage daring people to mug you, sometimes it's best not to give people a reason to
invade your airspace!