Dear Lily,
I am so ashamed of my actions. Please do not look upon me with any less affection because of what I did. I'm just going what any older brother does - I am teasing my little sister about her changing hormones. I am currently trying to make up for being mean to her and have been cuddling with her in the basket for the past half hour or so. Do you think she'll forgive me?

PS: Abby just jumped out of the basket. I didn't push her out, no matter what meowmie might try to say. I am trying to be a good boy.
Love,
Pouncer