Oh ms sofee

Ar Mumy has left the puter on - an us free wants yu to no we ar wift yu an fink yu shuld do the sulky fing an den yus Mumy wont go away an leeve yu agen. We dus dis wen ower Mumy leeves us for long times. We all get da treeeets wen she cums bak home. Du yu EAT parsley? Ugh! - us pussies eat green - fink it's called gras - prety yumy it is.
We got goatzes to!! Not neber seed em but they shur is ere - our mumy sed so!
Sumone sed yus mumy as wun somefing - wot was it?
Oh we gotta go - ours mumy is cuming bak

Bye Bye Ms Sofeee
From
Bagel - and Dan and me Ketchum

xxx