Dear Robbie,
I wouldn't let that dog sleep in one of YOUR beds. Tell your meowmie how you fell. Let your anger be known. I let mine be known all the time. Look at my meowmies arm for proof. You don't have to learn to be nice. As cute as you are I'm sure you can give your meowmie a sad little face and she will take it back. Just don't tell her whole told you that. I do it to my mommy all the time. It always gets me treats and extra lovings.

Love,
Uncle Cubby