Max:
I will spend more time sleeping. 18 hours a day just isn't enough.
In my waking hours, I will continue to stalk Speckles as much as I can.
I will scream louder for food when Meowmie is late getting home from work.
I will try to always bury my tootsie rolls. (no promises here though)

Speckles:
I will spend more time sleeping. 20 hours a day just isn't enough.
I will try not to snore so loud.
I will try not to scoot my butt across the rug after leaving some stinky poos in the litter box.