PA's AG is pretty good at "goin after" scammers, crooks, and
now internet "junque mailers".

Back in the *ole daze* when all the Junque Mail came in the MAIL,
I had a *Brane Ph@rt* and filled out a survey or questionnaire
with "Fred C. M*****" ("C" for Cat) as the respondent...

She got her "prize" - some worthless piece of junque that
she DID enjoy playing with by it around the house.

The Real "prize" was that the company must have sold "her" address
to every other Junque Mailer on the PLANET!

"Fred M." started gettin SO much "stuff" in the mail that the
Rural Carrier stopped one Saturday and asked me WHO was "Fred"!??

When I asnwered that it was "da KAT";
she gave me a look and said she hoped "da KAT" enjoyed
all her notariety!

I will admit - we DID get some "interesting" product samples
along with some once-in-a-liftime special offers!
"Fred" (who's been at the RB for almost 15 years) STILL
continues to receive "offers" and the occasional Tele-Marketer call!

I combat the MAIL junque mail by taking EVERYTHING they send,
folding it up, stuffing it into their return envelope
(as long as it's pre-stamped or "postage will be paid by addressee"),
and Sending it BACK to them!
You'd be **AMAZED** at how many don't *get the HINT* and
send it BACK with a note saying I "forgot" to fill in a blank or two!
Gud GRIEF! Are you dense!?? ...


Wonder if I should sign Boots up?
Where do I put my Paw-Print, Dad?
Rite here on the line under "B. Kat"?


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