Originally posted by kuhio98

... My protests of innocence have fallen on deaf ears.
Boots, da Kat, here ~

Yeah, Blame da Kat!
Rub here iz dat I'z da ONLEE Kat!

Last big Blame da Kat dust-up wuz jest after SmokeMutt
joined our merrie band...

Dad wandered inna bunkroom an *stepped* onna WET Karpit...
den noticed a WET SPOT onna wall. :eek;

An quess whoo got blamed!??
Yup - ME - da KAT.
Gotta Butt-Smak AND locked inna baffroom jail!

Dad wuz kleenin up da *mess* when he noticed da Wet Spot onna wall
went a LOT furder UP da wall than I wuz TALL!
Not ta menshun da WET Spot wuz a lot BIGGER than WUN lil Kat
kuld carry inna tank...

Uhhhh - Ohhhhh...
Heard him call da SmokeMutt ober...
Smoke's *WHININ* an *HOWLIN* wuz musik to my earz!

I got sum treetz an SmokeMutt spent a kuple nitez inna basement!

Yea... Blame da KAT!

/s/ Boots
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