YES, YES and more YES! Those rules sound strangely familiar, lol


As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills.
Arhhhh, I know that one all too well! I've fallen into door frames and what not to avoid stepping on the brats.



HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering".
UH HUH!



BEDTIME:Always sleep on the human at night, so s/he cannot move around.
Boooomer! That one's for you. You weigh 18 pounds. No wonder my legs always go numb!



BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything, just stare.
Yes, WHY do you always do that? ...with me as well. Not just guests. I don't feel the need to "help" you, when you use your litter box.