Oreo:

Everything is not a toy! We buy you plenty of good cat toys...must you take every pen, Misha sock, clothes pin, fork, safety pin and battery and hide them on us?

Ebony just had major surgery- she does not want to play with you right now!



Ezzie:
There is plenty of food to go around- relax and share. You have enough extra fluff that you do not need to have a full food bowl every second of the day.

You do not need to use your claws to make biscuits on my lap. All the is going to do is make me want to push you off, not pet you1

Patches;
Everything is NOT out to get you! You are safe in our house and we are not trying to hurt you!

Ebony-
You do NOT NEED TO GO OUTSIDE!!!!

Cinnamon will not hurt you!