Kirin:

1. You don't need to dump all the dry food onto the floor to eat it, because you never eat it all and just end up leaving a huge mess.

2. Just because Sushi doesn't finish his food doesn't mean he won't come back for more later. Stop eating his share, you fat @$$!

3. 6am may be when your internal alarm clock goes off, but that doesn't mean you have to wake me up too. Stop tapping my face with your paws, stop rubbing your face all over mine and tickling me with your whiskers because you're bored and you want me to get up.

4. STAY AWAY FROM THE !@#%^@#$% CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!

5. When I'm cleaning your litter box, it's easier if you don't decide you have to "go" rightthen.

Sushi:

1. Stop leaving your food. Kirin will eat it.