Isis:

- Please understand that I cannot save you from Duke's cleanings all the time. Remember a good slap or bite on the nose usually gets him to back off

- Fluffy is 15 yrs old and grouchy She doesn't want to be pounced on

- The poop goes under the litter in the box not on top

- Bull, Katie, and Duke are not big distractions so you can take down all intruders. They got the security thing down, You're safe to just lie there and look cute


Fluffy:

- Must we continue to remind you that you are drinking out of the dog's water bowl so therefore there is plenty of water (It does have a 2 gallon jug attached) and head room for 2 kitties

- Yes I must sit in the recliner and read. Growling about my big butt in your seat with a book in my Lap isn't getting me to move any quicker

- Yes there is a tree in the house and yes the branches are low enough for you to get up into. That doesn't mean it's allowed (as you've been told for the last 15 yrs) and you climbing right back into it after getting "spanked" does not make Mom any fonder of the idea