Allen:
~Please cover your poo... its smells, and we have long ago established your aplpha cat status
~Please do not use the laundry basket if I am late scooping the litter... could you just cross your legs for a few minutes?

Pouncer:
~Harry will not eat all the Kitten Chow. Relax. There's plenty of food to go around
~You do not need to beg to go out onto the balcony. Its 0 degrees outside right now. Trust me, you don't want to go out there.
~Do not chase and beat up Abby... stick to Allen or even Harry. She is too small for you.

Harry:
~You do not need to eat every ten minutes. What are you going to do once I start weening you to two meals a day?
~Stop stealing all the cool toys from Pouncer. He can play too.

Abby:
~Please don't bait Pouncer and get upset when he tries to attack back.