Ron:

1) My pregnant belly is not a platform for you. Stop sleeping on it.

2) My furry zebra print blanket is not your girlfriend. And that is my leg under it...

3) Please give me some space when I wake up. It's not pleasant to wake up to chomping cat teeth two inches from my eyes. And it is even more unpleasant when you tap my face with your paws. I KNOW you are hungry. You will not die if you wait a few more minutes.

Raven:

1) You lay in the window right where the dogs are, and then you get mad at them for looking at you. You are teasing them! Knock it off.

2) We won't hurt you. There is no reason for you to bite us and run right in the middle of a relaxing snuggle time.

3) You are getting fat like Ron. Don't pick up your brother's bad habits!