okay, here's my poop story ---
the other day i walked smokey to the store with me. i didn't bring a clean up bag cuz he had pooped late in the night (and this was 9am) so i didnt think he would go again.
so we're walking back and i have my newspaper and my breakfast sandwich in a bag when lo and behold, Smokey stops to do his business. Now, this was in a yard 2 houses down so really I could have taken him home and went back 2 minutes later to clean up with 2 free hands, but I decided I'd just take the paper and brekky out and use the bag they were in. BAD IDEA. Smokey was in a mood where he did NOT want to "wait" nicely as I picked up after him so I was pulling his leash, holding the paper and breakfast and gloves and trying to pick up doodoo...........and my yummy Bacon, Egg & Cheeeeeeze sandwhich dropped right on the poo.
So much for that brilliant idea!

no brekky sammy for me.