Ok, I think we have a plan. We have an old litter box and I'm going to put some warm water in it. We are going to place a big towel on the kitchen table with the tub of warm water. I'm going to only put his back legs in there. Hubby, wearing sweatshirt, heavy coat, and gloves will hold Magoo while I wash said back side. I need him higher up so I can see where he may need some clipping.
Anyone reading from this point on please start praying because I really don't want to spend Friday night in the emergency room!
I'll come back later and let you know how it goes, if I can still type that is!