Originally posted by sirrahbed
Oh dear - boyfriend/girlfriend anxiety Dylan has his truelove Stubby, Eliot is head over paws for Josie, but nobody has ever noticed Princess Emily She is really fretting the party. Will she go un-noticed for much longer?
See what a sweetheart she is with the younger ones?

and see the perfect heart formed on her front legs?.... the pretty grey teardrop in her eye? Why has nobody tried to become her beau? Is she too unapproachable?
Oh lovely Miss Emily....I have a very handsome escort who'll attend to all your needs at the Party! Actually, I'll give you first pick of two handsome boys!


Skippy dances devine with half a front leg, and will always keep an eye on you with his one sweet brown eye. Or else Brandon would be more than happy to escort you...



He's kind of a glutton around food, and I know women care about their figures, but Brandon is the type of guy who'll wear lampshades, and make everyone laugh. Problem is Miss Emily, when you yell it him for eating all the lobster and goodies at the buffet, he won't hear you. So take your pick of two offering their paws as escorts. Brandon the clown who's deaf, crosseyed, and has a slight balance (and weight issue) or Skippy who has one eye, half a front leg, but will headbutt you till the sun comes up!