Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Tubby says

"Aaaahhh...a girl after my own heart. Come have treats with me my Samantha Sweet. We'll dine by candle light then snuggle and nap by the fireplace. What bliss to have you near again. Care to share my carpet condom?"

sputter...sputter...T..Tubby! Behave yourself....ooohhh...carpet condom, you mean your little bed....well...that's ok then.
Tubby!
Just what has your mom been giving you...Viagra?
You may be an old boy but you still got it!