Ok I won't talk about elections but I have checked up the recipes:
Sarmale: braised cabbage rolls stuffed with minced pork meat
Toba: which means "drum"- it is a kind of sausage in a pork stomach
Piftie: pork in jelly
Caltabos: another smoked pork sausage with liver and lard.
Ciorba: Soup, but I could not find out what soup it was.

Sounds as if you need a slivovits (jugoslawian plum schnapps) after the Christmas dinner- just for medicinal purposes.