Twas the Night before Xmas,
And on the PT site.
Members were posting,
Their kids by their side.

The were eagerly awaiting
The first signs of Claus-
At the first sound of reindeer,
They'd be up on their paws!

The stockings were hung by the chimneys with care,
My cats were hoping catnip would soon be put in there!
My cats were all nestled snug in my bed,
Visions of tuna and catnip danced in their heads

While the dog was snoozing in front of the fire
He dreamed of the things that he really desired.
Like rawhides and greenies and great big bones
He wanted to be royal like a cat on their throne.