What the ^%$&£!!!

I'm not going into L & F again - ever!! I was still there Slick when you poked your head in - I was the strange noise whimpering in the corner!
Mario decided he wanted to wear a dress!! HOW on earth did a dress end up in L & F - oh I don't want to know!!
Has anyone every tried to remove a monkey from a dress??? Don't!
I'd rather not go through an explanation - I'm just traumatised!!
Anyway I did find some shorts and a nice t-shirt - things were improving I thought - until Mario put the shorts on his head and tried to step into the t-shirt!! You know what he's like when he decides he looks sweet - took ages to get his clothing re-arranged into something like decent.
Then of course he'd kicked the stopper out of the way and the door was shut - WHY is that door so heavy??

So........................................please, please, please could I have a double please Richard?

Zippy -"For my final, I'm investigating “self-inflicted”/voluntary disabilities, particularly apotemnophilia (an attraction to the idea of being an amputee) and whether this attraction/practice is a “created illness,” much like a body dysmorphic disorder (BDD), or a product of contemporary body art/modification."

Right............of course you are.........................are you???????????? Totally impressed and gobsmacked here!!
He he he he!!

Oooooh I spy onion rings - can I help myself MOFF? Thanks **slurp** **slurp**

Lynne