I'm SO happy I will be missing this. Jessica Simpson is some blonde who's famous for being a dumb blonde (apologies in advance to all the other smart blondes out there). According to reports on some show she and her hubby have she reportedly thought Chicken of the Sea (tuna) was actually .... chicken!

Ashley Simpson is her sister who cannot sing and was caught on one of those late-night shows (Letterman?) lip syncing.

Why do I know this detritus? I guess I must watch way too much ET and The Insider! Geez!

so now you know ...