I'm with Robin, a couple of good tall strong Beach Combers here please.

MOFF, I don't think Mario would wear a bikini. A Speedo maybe, which is just as bad.

It snowed here again last night. Not much, but enough for me to really appreciate the one grain of sand that somehow grows to buckets when it's time to clean out the car. Not to mention the sun and the ocean breeze that's blowing through my hair and making the palm trees rustle. Aaahhhh....what a life.....

Mario, can I please have the sun screen? No....wait....noooo...not in my hair Mario!!!