Originally posted by rosethecopycat
I've got an easy solution for trees that don't behave.

It only requires some Super Glue, 3 feet of foam rubber, netting, 5 gallon bucket of moth balls, baby fencing, 3 surveillence cameras and a colony of fire ants.
It should solve your tree's problem.
If you don't have meezers or abys, 3 gallons of moth balls should do