it's too funny not to tell even if told before.

My neighbor is into bread making. She made up two loaves, and placed them on the counter to "rise". She went outside, and her half black lab/half collie decided to partake. The dog ate both loaves of raw bread. That night the dog started to vomit, and they had a few messes to clean up.

The next morning the dog went in to one of the son's bedrooms to wake the boy up as usual. She went to jump up on the bed, and fell over backwards. They noticed the dog was sort of uncoordinated in its walking.

Basically what had happened was the yeast in the bread dough had continued to ferment in the dog's stomach producing alcohol, resulting in a drunk dog the next morning. It had to spend the day at the Vets on IV drips.

Now when the dog does something stupid the neighbor remarks it's the after effects of all of that alcohol on the brain.

P.S. Good luck to the ferret.