That's not an old jalopy, that's a "Classic" model in mint condition!
Those are worth a lot these days! Priceless even!
I wonder where I can find one like that.
Oh yeah, that's right, I already have one of my own.
She's a different make and model with less miles on her but a Classic for sure.

I'm glad that you still have your sense of humor after all you and Tubby have been through lately.