"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
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"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
CJ's & Robin's too!
Oh come ON Laurie! What in the world could Santa have to say about that bar stool? Guess I'll have a DOTD to hold me over until she decides to spill the beans.....
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
I'm just your imagination
OUCH!!!!!Originally posted by lbaker
"......so they walk into this bar see, and there are only two open barstools available. So Santa looks around and says........"
because Cutie Horny-Helper whacked him on the head with a pillow from the L&F for the rotten nick name he gave her!
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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CJ's & Robin's too!
Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
OUCH!!!!!
because Cutie Horny-Helper whacked him on the head with a pillow from the L&F for the rotten nick name he gave her!
Tubby
Spring 1986 - Dec. 11, 2004
RIP Big Boy
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Peanut
Fall 1988 - Jan. 24, 2007
RIP Snotty Girl
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Robin
Fall 1997 - Oct. 6, 2012
RIP Sweet Monkeyhead Girl
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Very good Horny-Helper! Anyone else wanna jump in??
Gee T&P, I didn't even know Santa was a "she". Boy, the story is getting reaaaaaaly weird now. hmmmm, nope.. don't wanna go there.. until she decides to spill the beans...
assisted living guy
I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
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Slick, the Devil and a Santa female impersonator are fighting over a barstool and throwing pillows filled with pumkin slop around the place? I dunno. I am just innocently walking by the place minding my own business when.....
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
LYNNE, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!Originally posted by lynnestankard
**Hi All** ~~Waves~~ Cutie Holly-Noodle reporting in!!
Reminds me - Guess who's gonna be a Grandma next May????? Yes - Mrs Holly-Noodle in person!!!! Thought I'd break the news here - amongst friends.
I'm just your imagination
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!Originally posted by david p
I just (whoa!) came in for coffee and Bailey's (almost slips on pumpkin slop) What happened in here?!?!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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MY BLESSINGS:
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Grandma (RB), Chester, Angel, Chip
Leonardo (RB), Luke (RB), Winnie, Chuck,
Frankie
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WHERE YOU ARE IS WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!!!
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I'm Canadian......eh?
Dear God....what have I started??? Quick Santa, let's grab a double BM and hit the road. Then we can say the Devil made us do it!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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OMG! I just put in the name SANTA CLAUS..... guess what,
FUZZY HORNY-ELF
THE HOUSE OF ORANGE
It figures doesn't it? Red faced old fat man!
I'm Canadian......eh?
Tooth Fairy = Trumpy Monster-Tummy
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
Drama Queen Rehab
Easter Bunny = Lovable Monster-Toes
assisted living guy
Connie, should I ask or the story behind it? or let it go? While I'm here, let me have a DOTD, please!Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
Hi, Smiley - bunny gnome!
The pumpkin guts are from Furry Holly-cracker stomping pumpkins and the feathers are from me whacking Santa with an old pillow. It's our version of taring and feathering him.
Hmmmm, I wonder what Santa's nick name is?
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