Boy if I ever tried that stuff when I was her age I would of been in big trouble. Plus I would of been picking my teeth from the back of my head because if my brother's ever heard me call my mom a catty *itch they would of belted me.

Lucky for my mom her only problem problem was my older brother. My oldest brother and I never really got the nerve up to disobey our mother until we moved out!!!!! Even now we still respect her opinion and just say we don't agree with her way of thinking.