Originally posted by AmberLee
Hilarious Classified Ads

.FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog

.FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog

.GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

.FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile..
Better be reward.

.COWS, CALVES, NEVER BRED... Also 1 gay bull for sale.

.NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby

.GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

.NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened used once

.JOINING N UDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300

.FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica
45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.



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