The more I thought about the election the more I found it turned out for the best. I didn't take it personally! I took stock in it!


Since more jobs will be available due to the "Flight of the Democrats" unemployment will drop!

I invested in moving companies.

Since there are zillions of bumperstickers that need to be removed, I invested in razor blade and Windex stock!

Since there are so many people have to visit a psych doctor about their fears of the next four years, I invested in
drug companies.....