Just forget it. If I'm going to be crucified for having a dog, just forget it. Its a small dog, and living indoors is FINE for him. I have a yard to put him in, just when he's inside, I can't go outside with him. Ever heard of apartments? Yeah, those small things WITHOUT FREAKING YARDS???

Ignore this topic, pretend it doesn't exist, because I'm really not in the mood for this. I asked for help in paper training, not a critique on why I have a dog. No one can help me with this, apparently, so just forget it.