I have to jump in here and back up Richard.

Yup, there we were - looking for this lovely lady from Canada.

And there was this woman with this HUGE NOSE and BLACK GLASSES and LONG tail swishing around the airport. I spotted her and then so did Richard.

I just groaned..............SO THIS IS WHAT MY WEEKEND WAS GOING TO BE LIKE????? And it was only Thursday night!!!

We approached the woman tentatively with a sign..........that said WELCOME SLICK! She just smiled and swatted the hell out of Richard with her tail..........................it could only be SLICK!

But then again, maybe we just picked up the wrong woman and she went along for the ride. It's like that here in L.A.

Believe me.......we could all have done the cat dance in the middle of the international terminal and no one would have noticed!!

The nude guy jumping the fence? Running to catch his plane???
Well they caught him and will give him some help.

Kinda like what we did for Slick.........we tucked in her tail and got her the heck out of the airport fast.............went to her hotel bar and got help for all of us