I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE!!!!

I have an olive tree outside my door,

On windy days I hear the plop plop plop of falling olives,
Then I step on them and they stick to the bottom of my shoes,
They get dragged into my house.
I have poked my eye on the low branches and scratched myself on the stumps of the branches I have removed....

So if I am a little skeptical, that's why!!!!!