Lets see....

For Kia, I call her on occasion; Ki-Ki, Key, Mutt, Butt Licker, Hey You, B*tch, Booger.... all lovingly of course.

My sister calls her 'Cell Phone', because I say 'No Kia' a lot.

My cat Scooter, I call him: Squeakers, Scoot-Scoot, Fuzzy butt

Reebok: Bokers, Reebs, Bat Cat

Converse: Fat Cat, Con

Chance: Chancey, Chancers, Momma's Boy

Onneka: Neekie (knee-key), Oneekie (oh-knee-key), Booger, Mr. Long Tail