ROFLOL!!! Sorry, not trying to laugh at your troubles but somedays it sure feels that way doesn't it?

Debbie I do the shuffle walk too. I can't possibly keep up with where all twelve of them are!

When hubby and I would get up in the dark we would watch for shadows and step over them when possible. For months I had been stepping over this light spot right outside the bedroom door thinking it was Pete. I couldn't figure out why he always slept there. By accident in general coversation it turned out that hubby had been doing the same thing. Night after night, week after week we did this and come to find out it was from the street light outside!!! Even when they aren't out to get you we think they are!